I just got a text from a woman asking me to marry her. How long does it take to change a phone number?

She wasn't playing. That's why I'm freaked out...I just got a text from a woman asking me to marry her. How long does it take to change a phone number?
Listen--you better get your damn number changed soon. You're already married to two chicks and you're LUCKY we get along.I just got a text from a woman asking me to marry her. How long does it take to change a phone number?
it takes one phone call... hurry...
if you really want to get out of this, you may have to fake your own death. good luck.
sounds like someone is having a dangerous one night stand that wants to be more
Next step, your in her cellar



~Shae
bring it to the cops!
Turn cell off.

Run like hell downtown.

Find dark alley.

Buy a new identity.
You better play along for now
God damnit, I'm NOT a woman!
can i get your new number?? LOL just kidding here it cost $25 to change but they can do it right away. good luck
go to your cell phone provider store, they can change your number.
have your wife call her, that should put an end to that...maybe
LMAO!

Text her back and tell her that you got hit by a bus.
Won't work. Val has her ways...might as well join the rest of us in the cellar
I meant shack up....really!
hhahahaha lol! If you didnt want her to text you or call you! You shouldn't have given her your number!
does this mean you don't want to marry me??



i thought we had something special!! :(























just call the phone comp. and ask to change number!!
I wasn't asking you to marry me, I was asking you to play ';honeymoon';.
Why, I heard she is a nymphomaniac and owns a chain of liquor stores.
Unless she's some psychotic, crazed monster, just tell her no.

Who asks someone to marry them over text?
but i bought the dress and everything!
Call the phone company and tell them to change it , it is easy.Or is this just about you want people to think someone would want to marry you ?
Oh damn, get a restraining order!



And yeah, call your phone company and get them to block her number.



Good luck...
This could get fun. You should act like you are totally into it but insist that you are a swinger and you also cross dress, infact you are going in for your surgery this next Tuesday.



That might not work if you live in a small town and she can verify that it's not true...



Then you should go on a date and treat her horribly, burp, fart, spit, hock up a loogie, and run out and leave her to pay the bill.



OR if this is your longtime gf go for it.
Were you leading her on? If so you should be freaked. Good luck and stay in the cellar for a bit and let Val handle it.
Remember, when you text irresponsibly, you are texting not only that person, but every person that person has texted.
is she hot or rich....don't be too hasty
Haaahaaaa! Not only change numbers...change carriers. It takes about an hour!
If you tell the phone company you are being threatened 24/7 and it's an emergency they can do it right away.
aww.. I thought we was going to get married. wtf?



%26lt;%26lt; never been married, but it almost happened a few times...